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    Our neighborhood has a "javelina problem."...

    Our neighborhood has a "javelina problem." :icon_crazy:
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    It hit 113º while I was driving to Cost Plus & Trader Joe's at 3:00 in the afternoon. Why was I driving at 3:00 p.m. when it was so f***ing hot? That's a good question. It might have something to...
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    Texan in a cab? That's good news, because I have...

    Texan in a cab? That's good news, because I have unilaterally decided that Texas snowbirds are the worst snowbird drivers we get.

    In order of shittiness:

    1. Texas
    2. Nevada
    3. Iowa
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    We hit 113º at the Scottsdale Airpark. Luckily we're far enough out of the heat island that it's only 95º at 2200.

    But fuck me backwards if it isn't gonna top 115 all this week. And we're not...
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    I feel old because Bono's kid turned 32 today. ...

    I feel old because Bono's kid turned 32 today. That means it's been like 35 years since I started letting the Jesuits pollute my mind with intelligence and inquisitiveness that most of the Karens in...
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    Not in The West's Most Midwestern Town....

    Not in The West's Most Midwestern Town. :rolleyes:

    https://i.postimg.cc/phQZTFnX/20210506-145457.jpg
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    Oh, that's one thing: don't let them talk him...

    Oh, that's one thing: don't let them talk him into that phony "shower once a week" shit. Demand more frequency. And feel free to bring your own stuff, especially shaving stuff. Apparently the ICU...
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    Having read that, I should add that my doctor has...

    Having read that, I should add that my doctor has a good sense of humor. Her clinic often has interns, and she knows I enjoy messing with their heads. Usually they're from the medical skool in...
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    Last Monday, I called my doctor (a woman) and...

    Last Monday, I called my doctor (a woman) and said, "You know my chart. You know how messed up I was. Whose dick do I have to suck to get bumped up in this line?" I got Moderna #1 that Friday.
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    So I now have a tablet to add to the arsenal of...

    So I now have a tablet to add to the arsenal of useless shit in my house. And in starting to use it for the one or two things that this thing is good for, I realized it has one more thing that...
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    I'm not afraid one iota of getting the shot, and...

    I'm not afraid one iota of getting the shot, and I probably have reason to be. I have an enlarged heart and two other "pre-existing" conditions. I spent half of 2019 in a hospital bed, half of that...
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    Sticky: I haven't posted much lately, here or otherwise. ...

    I haven't posted much lately, here or otherwise. I heard about this in December and thought about it. I never thought it sounded good, so I never hit "send."

    Having some time to think about it...
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    One of the great weather reports of all time. ...

    One of the great weather reports of all time.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-TfZslHKoo
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    ^--perhaps. But since I didn't wind up attending...

    ^--perhaps. But since I didn't wind up attending either school, it just doesn't matter to me any longer. The silly feud between colleges might be fun when you're in school. But it lost relevance...
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    Sorry to be delinquent on this thing. I had a...

    Sorry to be delinquent on this thing. I had a previous ID, but it didn't seem to work any longer. Keeping up with the times, I suppose.

    I don't know when I let off any pretensions of wearing a...
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    Am I Allowed To Post Here?

    Just wondering? :D

    Please?...
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    Hi. Been a While.

    Working on my NY Times crossword, typing a blog post for the same, got bored.

    Hope you all are smashingly good this Eastertide.
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