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    Turd Burglar Reprise

    A month and a half now and still no bites. I put the 2nd camera in the street facing window every trash day; it's small but visible from the street, the perp may have seen it and stopped doing that, which is fine.

    I'll keep watching though, one day they will slip up; and I shall have them

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    yes, we can hear your peg leg as you pace the quarterdeck,
    harpoon in hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BondJmsBond View Post
    and I shall have them


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    You're like a dagger...
    And stick me in the heart, and taste the blood from my blade...
    And when we sleep, would you shelter me in your warm and darkened grave..?

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    ^ That's damn funny, and maybe that's where I got it from - I knew it sounded familiar. They do task me. That's taken from Moby Dick.

    I'll try to handle this in a way I don't perish in an explosion or get sent to cryogenic sleep forever (or at least until the next movie)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BondJmsBond View Post

    one day they will slip up; and I shall have them

    The day has come and I have them

    https://1fichier.com/?qmuktjt4xxnztw2ul5po
    1.67mb 17 sec mkv

    Bag identical to ones in my can prior 2 years. Previous security 1 min vid showed dog using restroom in street, couple comically gesturing to each other to pick it up, man losing, picking up, then doing what you saw. This is our subject.

    We now move to phase II. A carefully considered and calculated tracking and location operation performed without chance of detection. Good fun.

    Buh-dat-DA-DAH, bu da dah

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    edit:

    my suggestion was going to be to put something like gluetrap glue or something
    stinky like fishsauce on the bin handle, but he doesn't touch it, so...
    Last edited by defrabbit; 05-28-2020 at 07:53 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by defrabbit View Post
    edit:

    my suggestion was going to be to put something like gluetrap glue or something
    stinky like fishsauce on the bin handle, but he doesn't touch it, so...
    I like how you think, but this shall be something subtle, imaginative, done over time for the pleasure of it, and leaving him wondering wth is going on without doing him any real harm.. Subterfuge is called for. Fortunately I'm a secret agent.

    First priority is to not be identified to avoid any retaliation. This should be easy as I'm certain I'm not the only one he does this to; there are many who leave their cans open at the curb all day as I do and he hasn't hit mine in 6 weeks, so he won't know who as long as I am not seen.

    Mission goals:
    1. Identify turd burglar. check
    2. Locate turd burglar home base. - Done passively from long range and in steps over time. Should be easy and fun.
    3. Return turd burglar's property in creative and entertaining ways. - The most rewarding yet dangerous part, as we have just seen you can be identified by security cams; danger escalates exponentially as subject realizes he is targeted. Careful thought and execution required.
    In my favour is night time, and the fact we live in an age where face covering masks are a matter of course.

    This'll be one of my summer hobbies, taking up little time yet being lots of fun.

    Buh-dat-DA-DAH, bu da dah

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    Turd Burglar file now closed due to inactivity; shall reopen in event of further action. Call it a win.

    Buh-dat-DA-DAH, bu da dah



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    Another possible avengement tale; perhaps a letting go of old animosities.

    On youtube, watching an LA studio guitarists' lesson of Little Wing, I suddenly realized I knew the guitarist.
    Sure enough, further investigation revealed he grew up here. Indeed, it is he.
    This guy tried to beat me up and steal my lunch money in 8th grade. He was twice my size at that time. A girl I knew saved me by screaming at him. It was only years later that by this and other things I finally realized she liked me, but back then I was oblivious. A shame, she was very cute and a nice girl too. Ah well.

    Anyway, I'm left with the 45 year old memory of a wrong. I have an awesome long-term memory so it's as yesterday.
    I posted a comment to his vid with particulars of time place and event (no names); let's see if he remembers and if so how he responds.

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    ^ You bastard!

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