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    Quote Originally Posted by sp88 View Post
    only after the peanut was defecated did zhang bangsheng laugh with satisfaction"
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    maybe they ran out of surgical latex gloves for that fun digit exam you guys have?




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    ^ having seen pictures of how tiny the monkey was, i would see the closest analogy, in terms of comparable size, i could come up with would be something akin to a 2 litre bottle of coca cola

    good luck finding a latex glove to cover five of those

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    Woman in Birmingham jailed after making 'loud sex noises'

    Her name is Gemma Wale.
    Get it? Wail.

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    Free Sex at Austrian Brothel

    To protest high taxes. Free drinks too!

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    I'm with Mr Meredith on this one. Good shot, sir.

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    a new theory into the identity of the infamous whitechapel murderer (or jack the ripper, if you prefer), by researcher wynne weston-davies, has recently named francis craig, the estranged husband of mary kelly (the supposed fifth canonical victim), as the suspect - the ministry of justice has allegedly been so impressed by the theory that it has agreed to grant an exhumation to allow for modern forensic techniques to be applied

    of course, all this comes about 10 years after most of the expert ripperologists had started to think that mary kelly wasn't a genuine ripper victim after all, due to differences in modus operandi - still, it might be nice for justice to be done if it can be

    even if kelly's murderer can be found tho, i doubt we'll be any closer to finding the identity of the actual whitechapel ripper
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