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    Broken News

    Man on probation for donkey sex arrested again

    OCALA, Fla. (AP) - A man on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey is back in jail on unrelated charges.

    The Ocala Star-Banner (http://bit.ly/U6wAhF) reports that 32-year-old Carlos R. Romero was arrested Thursday on a warrant for dealing in stolen property and violation of Florida's pawnbroker act. Ocala Police say he stole 16 train batteries.

    On Dec. 14, Romero accepted a plea offer from the State Attorney's Office for a year of probation and a $200 fine, avoiding jail at the time. He pleaded guilty to sexual activity with a miniature donkey named Doodle.

    Since then, Romero says he has been living in the woods or his pickup truck and eating food from Dumpsters. He says he didn't know he had a warrant for his arrest and thinks the charges are bogus.

    http://www.nbc-2.com/story/20623759/...arrested-again

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    So many 'ass' jokes, so little time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnet View Post
    So many 'ass' jokes, so little time...
    The one that occurred to me was that he would plead not guilty on the grounds of it being a patriotic act.

    He was just Yanking Doodle's Dandy.
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    5 people injured at gun show shootings.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/19/us...html?hpt=us_c1

    I read one article which stated that all of the supposed "defensive gun owners" didn't stick around to defend themselves when they heard gunfire. They ran.
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    There is a difference between running and taking cover. But the media will always slant their yellow journalism for their own means.
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    I'll just throw this in here as I don't want to start a new thread, and it is "news".

    Arnold Schwarzenegger confirms return to 'Terminator' series

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is back on the big screen as a leading man, but now it appears he'll finally reprise his most famous role.

    The actor has revealed that he will appear in the next "Terminator" film, being developed by by producer David Ellison, although there's been no official confirmation as of yet.

    The former California governor revealed the news during a London press conference "The Last Stand," reports Bleeding Cool.

    The film's producers recently hired a pair of writers to pen the script. "Avatar" co-producer Laeta Kalogridis and "Drive Angry" scribe Patrick Lussier will team for the screenplay, although it's unknown if it will revolve around the Connor family like the previous installments. Likewise, it's not known how Schwarzenegger's age will be dealt with in the film, seeing as how the terminator is an ageless machine in the other films.

    Schwarzenegger starred as the killer cyborg in James Cameron's 1984 "The Terminator," before being reprogrammed for good in the 1991 "Terminator 2: Judgement Day." Cameron exited the series, and it took more than a decade for "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003) to come out. Schwarzenegger then sat out 2009's "Terminator Salvation."
    First the news was that he's going to do another Conan movie and now another Terminator film.
    Someone needs to pull this guy to the side and say enough.
    It's time for him to start playing someone's Grandpa in the movies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    First the news was that he's going to do another Conan movie and now another Terminator film.
    Someone needs to pull this guy to the side and say enough.
    It's time for him to start playing someone's Grandpa in the movies.
    he needs to get to the rockah.


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    Now when he talks about his Choppa, he means his dentures.
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    Death by cunnilingus
    Look, I do not relish making light of attempted murder. But sometimes you just need to write about a really crazy attempted murder.

    A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.

    The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto – knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife’s freshly poisoned nether region.

    But here’s the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.

    Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.

    This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead!

    But he is nobody’s fool: Sources reveal the man intends to sue his wife for attempted murder.
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    Hey, assholes...everybody gets old. That don't mean it's the end.

    (Remember Connie? Her last boyfriend was 29...)

    I went to see "Gangster Squad" the other night, (ehhhh), and during the previews there was three upcoming movies in a row...one with Stallone, (Bullet in the Head), then the one with the Governator, then another Die Hard with Bruce Willis...

    Comon...let's give credit where credit's due...

    If these guys couldn't still cut the mustard, they wouldn't be spending millions on them...


    Old guys still kick ass...


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