I keep my hair very short now, so thought it would be a good idea to invest in a decent hair trimmer. I have also noticed that my nasal hair grows much faster and to my horror hair is now growing out of my ears. Damn, even my eyebrows are getting out of hand! So, I go online to do a little research, thinking this would be a very straightforward journey. Oh yeah? I think not.
All the reviews were ........ "Will it cut my pubic hair?" They've got to be joking, right? Apparently not. What sort of fucking world am I living in when Men feel the need to shave their pubic hair? Jeeze ... I don't really like women doing it, after all, nature put it there so why fuck with it? So, the only way I could get a decent review was to use You Tube, and even that was not without it's dangers. Anyway, to cut a long story short I finally found a superb trimmer, one that I couldn't be more happy with.
Now ... back to the nose, ears and eyebrows. My Dad has a nasal clipper, and I've seen him using it. It looks like the Spanish inquisition, what with him wincing and hopping from one foot to the other. Fuck that. There must be something better. Back to You Tube.
Just as I was about to give up, because I know discomfort when I see it, even if the Fuckwit is trying to put a brave face on the proceedings, I see a guy come out of a huge hypermarket in the states carrying a personal trimmer I had never seen before. He's selfie filming, trotting out of the store and into his car. There, using the rear view mirror he tries out his new personal trimmer. Within a couple of minutes all nasal hair has gone, the ears are done and his eyebrows look neat and tidy. Most impressive was the way he stuck this thing up his nose, moving it around all over the place and confessing with a huge smile that he didn't feel a thing.
So ..... I ordered one.
It arrived discreetly packaged as promised, whatever that means. Just looked like an ordinary parcel to me. The thing itself was very different to anything I had seen. Guaranteed not to pull and totally painless and fuss free in use. Fully washable. Sounds good, but I can still see my Dad hopping around. So ... am I prepared to stick this up my nose? Yes and no. No seems to get the common sense vote, but due to the fact I'm worried I might eventually start whipping myself with my own nose hair the Yes vote seems to be the majority decision.
Hair goes ..............................
Well I'll be damned. It works. No pain, nothing nasty in the woodshed, and the result is way better than I could have expected. I look into the mirror to see a new me smiling back at me. I look ten years younger and twice as handsome as I know I'm not. To the guy in the car? Thank you buddy, your foolish looking review worked wonders for me. I might have to look up all your reviews .... or ... maybe not.
Jag. (As shiny as a new pin ....... )