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    Lightbulb Er ..... Another Fuckwit Puzzle.

    A blond with big tits and a butt plug stuck up her ass runs one mile to catch the Number 29 bus. A man with an erection and a fleshlight wrapped around it runs one mile to catch the same Number 29 bus. At the same time A transvestite with a BDSM magazine also runs the same mile to catch the same Number 29 bus.


    Who is the last of these Fuckwits to board the bus?




    Obviously, a little experience might help you walking hard on's to ascertain the answer here. Some of you might even want to take trial runs. If this is the case please remember to post pictures .................


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    the driver, surely he's the one in control to actually open the doors to these fuckwits ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudpie316 View Post
    the driver, surely he's the one in control to actually open the doors to these fuckwits ?
    That answer is complete nonsense.


    ....... Which is probably why I enjoyed it.


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    the guy with the uzi 9mm of whom you didn't mention because its a trick question ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudpie316 View Post
    the guy with the uzi 9mm of whom you didn't mention because its a trick question ?
    Dearest Mud ...... all of my Fuckwit Puzzles are trick questions.


    Very few are Honest Injun' ....... and most resemble reality and fairness like Tom Cruise resembles Mike Tyson.


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    it's gonna be Dutchy ain't, it is, I swear you and Toxy are hung up on something the rest of us are intrigued about

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudpie316 View Post
    it's gonna be Dutchy ain't, it is, I swear you and Toxy are hung up on something the rest of us are intrigued about
    How did you know DukeDutchy was the Transvestite?

    Is Toxic giving you inside information?


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    it's the ' Broken' hotel we all seem to share, when the screaming starts, one chooses how thick, one chooses how thin, they should be, the more enduring just plainly squat's

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    so what exactly is the f*cking answer you cryptic demon you ?

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    actually, you're both correct

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