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    Crying parents tell their children
    If you survive don't do as we did
    A son exclaims there'll be nothing to do to
    Her daughter says she'll be dead with you...



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    this gif is a touch big, but it's worth it [because the babes are back].


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    The mullet is always a big chick magnet.
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    Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses...

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    Crying parents tell their children
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    A son exclaims there'll be nothing to do to
    Her daughter says she'll be dead with you...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    The mullet is always a big chick magnet.
    and what woman can resist the allure of running their fingers
    through aerosol hair particles?

    ...

    Quote Originally Posted by BondJmsBond View Post
    Also, what's bothering me right now is all these miraculous technological advances, and they can't make popcorn that doesn't get all stuck in your teeth.
    reminded me of this classic:


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    went to a swish new restaurant last night but, when i got there, the waiter said "i'm sorry, sir, but we have no available seats"

    a bit nonplussed, i asked "could i at least use your toilet?"

    "of course, sir" he replied

    "great" i said "could i get the coronation chicken then please .... i'll be in cubicle 3"
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

    He lost 33 lbs that week.
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    Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses...

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    smile, you son of a bitch


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    Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses...

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    ^

    laugh at your peril .....

    how fucking stupid are we in the uk?

    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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