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    My HEVC/H.265/x265 videos can be played with either VLC or MPC-HC



    Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses...

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    somebody genuinely, and i do mean genuinely, asked me yesterday if saint valentine was the one that shot a load of people .....

    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    the only reasonable response would be to machinegun their outline
    onto the wall, along with the word 'NO'.


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    one day at school, we were learning the letter N - the teacher asked me to tell the class something i wasn't very good at beginning with N - i said "spelling"

    i lost my job as a zoo keeper - there were signs all around the zoo which said "do not feed the animals" - so i didn't

    last christmas, i bought my wife an artificial leg as a stocking filler

    i went to see my doctor - he asked me to produce a stool sample, so i've enrolled in a basic carpentry course - he looked concerned when i told him it may take me a couple of months to produce it


    credit to stephen cookson, uk comedian
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    Feeling guilty 'cause the kids are watching too much tv?

    Mute it and put the subtitles on. Boom, now they're reading

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    i thought my girlfriend was a bit of a slag when she told me i was her thirty second lover .... then i realized she was talking about time



    saw a transvestite wearing a mini skirt .... that shows a lot of balls





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    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sp88 View Post
    bit of a slag
    you mug, you muppet, you slag.


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