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    Er... I'm an old guy. What are they doing? Photographing their food? Praying to the great go iPhone?

    I got it!! Saying "grace", right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misrule View Post
    Photographing their food?
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    "I swear I didn't know that .45 was loaded...
    In fact my memory ain't too clear...
    That's not to say she didn't get what she deserved...
    Least that's the way it looked from here..."

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    There are not enough face palms in this world...

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    I didn't know what they were doing at first either, also had to google Thanos to figure out what Frosty meant.

    So I learned 2 things today

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    i must have been really drunk in the club last night

    walked across the dancefloor to go get another drink and won first prize in the dance competition
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    in the uk, we used to have a sports presenter/commentator called david coleman

    coleman had a reputation for coming out with unintended comedy, so much so that he spawned a column in a well known satirical magazine for any similar verbal display of fuckwittery

    here are a few of his more beloved commentatings .....



    "donít tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but letís just have another look at italyís winning goal"

    "thatís the fastest time ever run, but itís not as fast as the world record"

    "[nottingham] forest have now lost 6 matches without winning"

    "if that had gone in, it would have been a goal"

    "the front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel"

    "the lineup for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes 3 russians, 2 east germans, a pole, a swede and a frenchman"

    "this evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning"

    "hereís moses kiptanui, the 19 year old kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago"
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    "I swear I didn't know that .45 was loaded...
    In fact my memory ain't too clear...
    That's not to say she didn't get what she deserved...
    Least that's the way it looked from here..."

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    Too soon?




    *credit to risen at VEF

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    "I swear I didn't know that .45 was loaded...
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    That's not to say she didn't get what she deserved...
    Least that's the way it looked from here..."

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