Make Me Laugh

[Misrule]

^ Love it.

[Frosty]

[sp88]

"i've got a thing for beyonce"

"whatever floats your boat"

"no, that's buoyancy"

[defrabbit]

I vote that we make sp88 walk the plank.

[BondJmsBond]

[defrabbit]

pretty sure the sharp bits are meant to go on the ice.

[sp88]

one morning, donald trump and barack obama both find themselves at the same barbers for a shave

they are shown to adjacent seats and separate barbers begin shaving them - all the while, neither man speaks to or even acknowledges the other

after their shaves, trump's barber reaches for a bottle of aftershave

"no way, buddy," jokes trump, "my wife will smell that on me and think i've been to a damn whorehouse"

obama's barber also reaches for the aftershave

"go right ahead," says obama, "my wife has no idea what the inside of a whorehouse smells like"

[sp88]

my doctor has told me to go right ahead and masturbate any time i feel like it

pretty sure that's what he meant when he said i could have a stroke at any time

good times .......

[Frosty]

I still think he was an egotistical rapist, but this is funny.

[defrabbit]