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    ^ sounds a bit like the Lone Ranger's horse.

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    The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
    The driver is understandably hesitant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
    But the pope persists, ''Please?''
    The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
    So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
    Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
    Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
    Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
    Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
    Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
    Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
    Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
    Chief: ''Like the president?''
    Cop: ''More.''
    Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
    Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
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    yesterday, a clown held a door open for me- i thought that was a nice jester
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    "people that get offended when i breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up - what i'm doing is perfectly natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog"


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