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    Make Me Laugh

    David owned a farm and a herd of cattle, and went to the local bank to
    borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the
    money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing. David complained
    that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. The Banker
    suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull.

    Next week, the Banker returned to see if the vet had helped. David really
    looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He broke
    through the fence, and serviced all my neighbor's cows! He's been
    servicing just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

    "Wow," said The Banker , "what did the vet do to that bull?"

    "Just gave him some pills," replied David.

    "What kind of pills?" asked The Banker.

    "I don't know, but they've got a peppermint taste."

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