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    Reading about Lord Sewel, it strikes me that the Brits really know how to live.

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    yeah baby - we know how to par-tay

    even as i type, i'm living it up with a cup of horlicks and a custard cream
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sp88 View Post
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    even as i type, i'm living it up with a cup of horlicks and a custard cream
    You have now baffled most of the members here. FYI, Horlicks is a malted drink (just add hot milk) that is often taken by old people before bed. And a custard cream is a type of biscuit, like an Oreo but vanilla biscuit and yellow cream filling.

    Wow! Taking the two together is what I call really partying.

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    I knew what Horlicks is (Ovaltine knockoff), but I'll never eat another British "biscuit" after being burned by Jammy Dodgers.

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    They were so bad I was immediately thankful for the Revolutionary War.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misrule View Post
    often taken by old people before bed.
    Hold on a second... Now you're confusing me...
    You shoot me down in flames,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twigster View Post
    Hold on a second... Now you're confusing me...
    Warm, milky drink to help them sleep - or maybe not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    ...but I'll never eat another British "biscuit" after being burned by Jammy Dodgers.
    hope you didn't try that fishfinger+custard thing, too.


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    sometimes life throws interesting little ironies in your path



    walking through the town centre today, i passed a girl wearing a black hoodie with "one of a kind" emblazoned across the front in white - 100 yards later, i passed a second person wearing the same top
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misrule View Post
    Warm, milky drink to help them sleep - or maybe not
    Pardon I. The assertion that you have to be old to drink Horlicks was the cause of my vexation.

    However I realise upon rereading that it is open to interpretation so, apologies. I as a battle hardened 41 year old I see fit to drink Horlicks at any time, wherever there is a vessel for heating milk and water.

    I know a weird polish girl who eats it straight from the pot too.
    You shoot me down in flames,
    You put me down a lot.

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    I know her ... she barks like a dog just before she cums ...........

    I always wanted to make her howl ..... should have stopped her Horlicks.

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