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    shakespeare in a time machine .....

    bard the original (c 1601)

    "to be or not to be, that is the question
    whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them
    to die: to sleep, no more
    and, by a sleep, to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished
    to die, to sleep .....

    to sleep perchance to dream, ay, there's the rub
    for, in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause
    there's the respect that makes calamity of so long life
    for who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
    the oppressor's wrong,
    the proud man's contumely,
    the pangs of despised love,
    the law's delay,
    the insolence of office
    and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes
    when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin?
    who would these fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the dread of something after death (the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns) puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others we know not of?

    thus conscience does make cowards of us all
    and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought
    and enterprises of great pitch and moment, with this regard, their currents turn awry and lose the name of action" *

    shakey 2.0 (2015 reboot)

    "phhht - life, eh?"



    * from memory - if you spot anything wrong, think of it not as a mistake but a subtle improvement
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    fuckwit of the day award goes to the tory prime minister of Australia.

    He not only re-introduced knighthoods, but has now used Australia's
    national day to award a knighthood to... prince philip.


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    "How much? Jesus! Can we just start with a deposit ........... "

    Jag. (Dear Bank Manager ...................... )
    You Know Absolutely Nothing, So Kindly Keep It To Yourself.


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    Would you consider eating 1 - 9 3/4 oz. bag of chile cheese fritos a week for 3 months an addiction?

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    Nah, that just means you like them.
    Now if you were eating a big bag of them a day, you might have an issue with them.
    Sometimes my downloads require the use of Jdownloader 1 with Click 'n' Load or Jdownloader 2...



    "Life is an aimless drive that you take alone
    Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home... "

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    it's when your formerly non-orange decor starts looking like this:



    that you may have reached peak frito/cheeto/dorito.

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    I've been accused of addiction to said fritos and it's not true, I can quit cold turkey anytime.

    Of course tomorrow is shopping day and I'll just grab a bag, and not eat them.

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    I went shopping, and they didn't HAVE chile cheese Fritos on the shelf. Something about Super Bowl Sunday.

    It's ok, I'll do fine.

    Just a little apprehensive...


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    Have you tried another store..?

    Sometimes my downloads require the use of Jdownloader 1 with Click 'n' Load or Jdownloader 2...



    "Life is an aimless drive that you take alone
    Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home... "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    Have you tried another store..?

    LoL no I took this as a sign I should stop Fritos for now.

    Anyway, I got a bag of Tostitos Scoops (just about the same thing) and a jar of killer salsa instead

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