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    Yep, its insanity that keeps me sane, Kinda DukeDutchy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by sp88 View Post
    should we take a poll how many want to see toxic's 'o' face ...?
    Nah. Way more fun to visualize Toxic's face...
    As for me, I think she has a tiny, slim & flexible body. She has short, curly brown hair and wears semi-butterfly glasses. The kind of woman you'd expect behind the desk in a rural old fashioned library. The wrinkles in her face are from smiling all day long. She only uses makeup when she goes out (but as little as possible) One exception though: she's totally into red lipstick. As for clothes: she loves her paisley blouses and pleated skirts. In her car (her trusted 35y old Vauxhall Viva) she listens to home made "The Best Of" compact cassettes. Like Abba.

    Oh and the big red giant O is visible the second she reads all of the the above: her mouth with red lips will open wide, showing us a big, red circle, caused by the shock & awe moment when she realizes my description is spot on. . .


    Right?
    ........................"It's insanity that keeps me sane" -DD-........................

    ............Spero vestri pilosus scrotum puter ut vestri mulier pulsatus is!............

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    Fucking With The Fuckwits Jaguar7777's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukeDutchy View Post
    Nah. Way more fun to visualize Toxic's face...
    As for me, I think she has a tiny, slim & flexible body. She has short, curly brown hair and wears semi-butterfly glasses. The kind of woman you'd expect behind the desk in a rural old fashioned library. The wrinkles in her face are from smiling all day long. She only uses makeup when she goes out (but as little as possible) One exception though: she's totally into red lipstick. As for clothes: she loves her paisley blouses and pleated skirts. In her car (her trusted 35y old Vauxhall Viva) she listens to home made "The Best Of" compact cassettes. Like Abba.

    Oh and the big red giant O is visible the second she reads all of the the above: her mouth with red lips will open wide, showing us a big, red circle, caused by the shock & awe moment when she realizes my description is spot on. . .


    Right?
    Wrong.


    The car is a Ford Focus.


    Jag. (Back to his meds methinks ....)
    You Know Absolutely Nothing, So Kindly Keep It To Yourself.


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    today, i offer a visual blurt


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    Toxic_Cherub V_1.0 ??

    Though I started thinking.....how can I be sure I AM the first? Perhaps I am a later version and do not know it. Perhaps I have cyber coils and doo-dads all throughout my body and mind?
    Though I am surely rust-proof as I have bathed many times and not a spot of corrosion in sight.
    Where would I go for maintenance? Radio Shack?
    This train of thought is most confusing and worrisome.

    Anyway, there will be no red 0's painted on my face. Much too Target-ish. (I was born at night but not last night). At least I hope I was born and not simply factory made.

    In lieu of all these doubts and troublesome thoughts, I have decided to have a tattoo placed somewhere on my body. Thus proving I am me. Whether I am the real me or a later version. I am her, um....me. I shall be scantily clothed from now on so that the tattoo is easily visible. If you feel you must shoot, do so at your/my peril.
    (I could be combustible).
    My New Tattoo

    Ask yourself, 'What would Boyd do'? ( for Frostess)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DukeDutchy View Post
    Nah. Way more fun to visualize Toxic's face...
    As for me, I think she has a tiny, slim & flexible body. She has short, curly brown hair and wears semi-butterfly glasses. The kind of woman you'd expect behind the desk in a rural old fashioned library. The wrinkles in her face are from smiling all day long. She only uses makeup when she goes out (but as little as possible) One exception though: she's totally into red lipstick. As for clothes: she loves her paisley blouses and pleated skirts. In her car (her trusted 35y old Vauxhall Viva) she listens to home made "The Best Of" compact cassettes. Like Abba.

    Oh and the big red giant O is visible the second she reads all of the the above: her mouth with red lips will open wide, showing us a big, red circle, caused by the shock & awe moment when she realizes my description is spot on. . .


    Right?
    Spot on indeed DD. Target Aquired, I have you in my sights.
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    Yep, its insanity that keeps me sane, Kinda DukeDutchy's Avatar
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    I knew it!
    I knew it!
    I KNEW IT!!!
    Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah...
    Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah...
    ........................"It's insanity that keeps me sane" -DD-........................

    ............Spero vestri pilosus scrotum puter ut vestri mulier pulsatus is!............

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    Life’s a funny fucka, walking along staring at nothing but visualising everything, ignoring most but taking in what comforts, walking on your feet yet feeling the pain in your knees as if dragged around by a master of your own control. I honestly don’t know where this began let alone how it will end!
    Since being born we’re constantly placed inside of a trivial state of mind, constantly questioned about , life, what we think, how would/could we deal with ‘things’, the broader imagination settles back to ponder such things yet the sporadic runs ahead without due care, it’s like an adult versus the child. As we mature we become more aware, so they say, we move into a world where we try to make a stand, we try to earn our own historical presence if not among public history but of a family significant, to be remembered is the last mortal goal of conviction, when questioned with the fact ‘what happens when you delete something from your hard drive, where does it go?’ then puts upon you the question ‘what is your worth?’
    The more I’ve tried to close myself off the more it seems that people want to look at you, intrigued at how comfortably you find it to walk away, when you built your own house with one door, all of a sudden there seems more, where you build a wall to keep them out they seem to bang on every hole to get inside trying to find out what makes you tick.
    Life vs. Death, Death vs. Life, it’s a never ending argument of do or die to believe or not, funny to find myself pondering these quarrel’s yet forgetting myself in this equation, constantly thinking if I’d resided to not care about others among mine own thoughts, would I have bled quicker would I have burned brighter?
    Would I have been remembered?

    To you the audience of ‘Broken’, a rant dwelling upon a poem,

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    In dreams until my death, I will wander on..."

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    i know i shouldn't but ...... amanda knox ...... umm, yeah


    deep blue eyes, innocent looks, and a taste for kinky, rough sex

    works for me

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