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    when i was in my 20s, i used to play football

    in my late 30s, i started playing tennis now and then

    now i'm pushing 50, i find a round of golf to be enjoyable



    it's true what they say ..... your balls do get smaller with age
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    I'll pencil you in for a paintball match in 20 years' time.


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    Three soldiers wounded in Afghanistan come home and are greeted by President Trump.
    He thanks them for their service, but tells them that, because of budget cuts, there have been some changes
    to the way you will be compensated for your wounds. You will be paid $100 per inch from any one part of your body
    to any other part of your body, you get to choose the parts.

    The first soldier, somewhat disappointed, says "Measure from the top of my head to the tip of my toes.",he is measured, and paid.

    The second soldier says, with his arms stretched wide, "Measure from the tip of my left hand to the tip of my right." He is measured, and paid.

    The third soldier smiles happily, and says, "I want you to measure from the head of my penis to my testicles."
    Somewhat confused, President Trump says, "Whatever you say, soldier, drop your pants."
    The President looks, and sees that the soldiers testicles are actually missing. After a moment, Donald regains his composure,
    and asks "Where are they son?"

    The Soldier looks at the president, smiles, and says, "Afghanistan."
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    Crying parents tell their children
    If you survive don't do as we did
    A son exclaims there'll be nothing to do to
    Her daughter says she'll be dead with you...



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    These strays I'm feeding are smart. They send the cute black & white one I like over to mew and let me know how hungry it is
    and then once I go back into the house, fix their food and walk outside, the rest of them are standing there waiting.

    I wouldn't say we're best buds but it'll sit in my lap from a while and let me scratch it while it purrs and kneads my pants with it's claws.
    Currently it's laying out in the backyard under a bush and was the only one that didn't flee when I walked up to it and scratched it .
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    You can use your illusion, let it take you where it may...
    We live and learn, and then, sometimes, it's best to walk away...
    Me, I'm just here hanging on, it's my only place to stay at least for now, anyway...
    I've worked too hard for my illusions just to throw them all away...

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    Hook, line and sinker. Cats are sooooo good at training their humans

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    I was cleaning out a large drawer, where stuff apparently goes
    to be forgotten, and found these boardshorts:



    The '90s, man.


    (unfortunately they don't fit anymore)

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    Quote Originally Posted by defrabbit View Post

    (unfortunately they don't fit anymore)
    It shouldn't take you too long to put on some weight so they fit again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misrule View Post
    It shouldn't take you too long to put on some weight so they fit again.

    Ha ha !!!!

    we all wish
    Nice gals are nice ... Bad gals are much much better

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    annual check-up at the cardiology clinic .....

    a last ditch change to my medication - if that doesn't do the trick within 3-4 months, i get booked in for ablation (which would be kind of nice to get anyway)

    win win

    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    Damn, it sucks getting old...




    Crying parents tell their children
    If you survive don't do as we did
    A son exclaims there'll be nothing to do to
    Her daughter says she'll be dead with you...



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