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    Quote Originally Posted by BondJmsBond View Post
    Haha, I thought about that too Frosty It's one of the reasons I've decided to use the rags now.
    The best case scenario is that they think you were just some kind of underwear weirdo.

    The worst case scenario is they dig under the crawlspace looking for all those missing hitchhikers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    random strangers find bags of old male underwear in his closet.
    now i'm imagining some weird american ritual whereby bags of underwear are just passed around from place to place

    i mean, are we absolutely sure this isn't how your friend inherited all that underwear in the first instance?

    you could be 4th or 5th in the chain ......

    maybe the underwear has never been worn because nobody remembers the first guy, back in 1922, who thought it would be a hoot to give his buddy a bag of underwear and trick him into keeping it

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    another option would be to use those bags of underwear to fill up
    a punching bag. Though, if you subscribe to idea of the fabric having
    a spectral link to the wearer, it could mean you would be potentially
    punching them in the dick in the afterlife.


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    I've had an interesting night. Watching a video and my computer and TV shut down while a simultaneous flash happened outside the window.
    I walked outside the house to see a large flash in the sky a half block away (I think a transformer blew)

    My monitor appears fried (usually unplugging it for a while resets it) but I'm on the backup (mother in law had the same size and brand)
    and I'll play with the original tomorrow when I'm a lot more sober.

    I called 911 and the fire trucks have been cruising up and down the street but no one has talked to either my neighbors or me.
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    julian assange was arrested today after the ecuadorian government revoked his asylum status and officers from london's metropolitan police were allowed access to the embassy where assange has been living since 2012

    the official reason given was assange's repeated violations of human rights laws - the probable real reason was that assange wasn't keeping hiimself in ..... a tip-top state of cleanliness and was stinking up the embassy

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    in the pictures of him being led out you can see in his eyes the
    fear of a man who has just realised that he is going to be eating
    british prison food.

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    We'll probably have him in a month or two and the same Dotard who begged him to find & release Hillary's emails will call him a terrorist.

    Edit: Oops. It's already started.

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    it's news stories like this that truly make me wonder about you, america





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    Nice try but Steve Coogan was a dead giveaway.

    well, that and the eating one's self up to 650lb before the chair turns on.
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