Page 305 of 314 FirstFirst ... 205255295303304305306307 ... LastLast
Results 3,041 to 3,050 of 3140

Thread: The Isolated Blurt Thread

  1. #3041
    No Time To Die BondJmsBond's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    2,764
    Thanks
    16,921
    Thanked 14,827 Times in 2,762 Posts
    Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?

    British version:

    Why do they call them flats when they're clearly cubes?

  2. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to BondJmsBond For This Useful Post:


  3. #3042
    No Time To Die BondJmsBond's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    2,764
    Thanks
    16,921
    Thanked 14,827 Times in 2,762 Posts
    I'm so cheap I don't buy new wall calendars until they go to $5

    Finally there.

  4. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to BondJmsBond For This Useful Post:


  5. #3043
    ಠ_ಠ defrabbit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    8,042
    Thanks
    19,627
    Thanked 67,838 Times in 8,034 Posts
    couldn't you print one out on your computer, on the reverse of
    a previously-used piece of paper?

  6. The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to defrabbit For This Useful Post:


  7. #3044
    No Time To Die BondJmsBond's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    2,764
    Thanks
    16,921
    Thanked 14,827 Times in 2,762 Posts
    ^I'd have to buy ink.

    Actually I'm just 16 days late as the previous years' calendar goes through Jan. 2020. I went online to buy new ones for me and mum and found nice ones for $5, so I thought I'd make a cheap story out of it.

    Although I do seem to remember one time using whiteout and a felt pen to make a new calendar out of last years; it worked fine and the whiteout and pen had been liberated from work...

  8. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to BondJmsBond For This Useful Post:


  9. #3045
    ಠ_ಠ defrabbit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    8,042
    Thanks
    19,627
    Thanked 67,838 Times in 8,034 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by BondJmsBond View Post
    ^I'd have to buy ink.
    - fill an old cartridge with lemon juice
    - print out on old piece of paper
    - waft near an open flame

  10. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to defrabbit For This Useful Post:


  11. #3046
    Born a social distancer.. Frosty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Strawberry Fields
    Posts
    11,338
    Thanks
    56,649
    Thanked 51,855 Times in 10,786 Posts
    It does my heart proud to see that old banned 'bot keep trying and trying...



    My HEVC/H.265/x265 videos can be played with either VLC or MPC-HC



    See my baby, tell her, Tell her hurry home...
    Had no lovin', since my baby been gone...
    See my baby, Tell her hurry on home...
    I ain't had, Lord, my right mind since my rider's been gone...

  12. The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Frosty For This Useful Post:


  13. #3047
    High Priestess of The Classics Jenny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Here and there....
    Posts
    1,737
    Thanks
    24,498
    Thanked 10,863 Times in 1,740 Posts
    ^^^^^

    Dontcha just love this whole automated cash whore version of posting these day.....

    I just LOVE the entire concept of paying people who just repost other people's content just to make another shiny penny, don't you ????

    sig courtesy of B.Bubba

  14. The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Jenny For This Useful Post:


  15. #3048
    Artificial Unintelligence kogi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Posts
    1,484
    Thanks
    938
    Thanked 5,720 Times in 1,449 Posts
    He can probably borrow my avatar.

  16. The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to kogi For This Useful Post:


  17. #3049
    jumping on eggshells sp88's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    2,753
    Thanks
    27,043
    Thanked 14,630 Times in 2,753 Posts
    having a computer die on you sucks .....

    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

  18. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to sp88 For This Useful Post:


  19. #3050
    No Time To Die BondJmsBond's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    2,764
    Thanks
    16,921
    Thanked 14,827 Times in 2,762 Posts
    I'm sorry sp.
    Can Boris get you a new one?

  20. The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to BondJmsBond For This Useful Post:


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •