The Isolated Blurt Thread

[defrabbit]

I was chopping some ingredients for pizza and seeing an olive sliced
lengthways made me wonder if HR Giger designed the alien not as a
weird sex thing, but because he didn't like olives on pizza:

[BondJmsBond]

As I arise this fine morn I see I'm not the only poor bastard up this early - it's the Balloon Fiesta start today and people get up and hit the road at 4:30 so they can sit in the huge traffic jam for an hour in order to be jostled by crowds. I wonder why these people immolate themselves in this manner; then I see on television that they are there with their kids.

It's always the kids.

[defrabbit]

I assume the idea is that they tie an increasing number of
balloons to the kids until they float away?

[sp88]

i've just discovered a kid stuck in the branches of our garden tree

will you people please stop launching these helium powered children?!?!

[defrabbit]

will you people ^{please stop launching these helium powered children?!?!}

you would sound more convincing if you hadn't first inhaled the helium from the balloon.

[Jenny]

Oh goody..... I live in the most stressed state in the US.......


https://www.businessinsider.com/most...states-2018-10


All I have to say is "No sh*t Sherlock".

[defrabbit]

was trying to do a search on a forum and the anti-robot question,
which is usually along the lines of "are u robot?" or "what is 1+1?",
was "who publishes dungeons and dragons?"



I looked it up and it is 'wizards of the coast', which is familiar now
that I see it, but FFS.

[BondJmsBond]

I think we all might take a moment; it's the right time for it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmg5lEfFGHQ

[sp88]

contrary to what these so called medical experts say, alcohol does not make you fat

in fact, alcohol makes you lean .......

against walls, lampposts, other people .......

[Frosty]

Go shopping at Walmart this morning, come home, put the groceries away, get on the computer, mouse breaks almost instantly, get in car & go back to Walmart.