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    I was chopping some ingredients for pizza and seeing an olive sliced
    lengthways made me wonder if HR Giger designed the alien not as a
    weird sex thing, but because he didn't like olives on pizza:


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    As I arise this fine morn I see I'm not the only poor bastard up this early - it's the Balloon Fiesta start today and people get up and hit the road at 4:30 so they can sit in the huge traffic jam for an hour in order to be jostled by crowds. I wonder why these people immolate themselves in this manner; then I see on television that they are there with their kids.

    It's always the kids.

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    I assume the idea is that they tie an increasing number of
    balloons to the kids until they float away?


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    i've just discovered a kid stuck in the branches of our garden tree

    will you people please stop launching these helium powered children?!?!

    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sp88 View Post
    will you people please stop launching these helium powered children?!?!

    you would sound more convincing if you hadn't first inhaled the helium from the balloon.

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    Oh goody..... I live in the most stressed state in the US.......


    https://www.businessinsider.com/most...states-2018-10


    All I have to say is "No sh*t Sherlock".

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    was trying to do a search on a forum and the anti-robot question,
    which is usually along the lines of "are u robot?" or "what is 1+1?",
    was "who publishes dungeons and dragons?"



    I looked it up and it is 'wizards of the coast', which is familiar now
    that I see it, but FFS.

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    I think we all might take a moment; it's the right time for it now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmg5lEfFGHQ

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    contrary to what these so called medical experts say, alcohol does not make you fat

    in fact, alcohol makes you lean .......

    against walls, lampposts, other people .......
    "i know enough to know what's instantly forgettable"

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    Go shopping at Walmart this morning, come home, put the groceries away, get on the computer, mouse breaks almost instantly, get in car & go back to Walmart.
    My HEVC/H.265/x265 videos can be played with either VLC or MPC-HC



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    Night after night my heartbeat shows the fear...
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