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    I've convinced myself that there was indeed an anal gangbang and the guys filled the virgin Mary's pussy with semen, piledriver style when they finished her off. The dripping sperm found a way in to her egg, they started dancing and voila, a baby boy ... tbc
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    ^

    damn, i must have missed sunday school that week
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    Quote Originally Posted by sp88 View Post
    ^

    damn, i must have missed sunday school that week
    Yeah, it's diffikult to catch that one.
    They only hold that class on the sixth sunday after the sixth full moon every six years
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    "Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still...
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    not sure whether to describe the vatican's stance on hell this week as a volte face or not

    in a recent interview, pope francis is said to have denied the existence of hell, saying the disappearance of a sinner's soul is the be all and end all

    turns out his interviewer, a 93 year old atheist who had a semi-official chat with the pope without it being a formal interview, likes to talk with people to get their views (or a perception of their views) and then fashion answers in his own words

    "some of the pope’s words i reported, were not shared by pope francis" said the interviewer in question

    the existence and threat of hell very much remains part of the catholic catechism




    on the subject of incorrect quotes being attributed, a vatican spokesperson replied "that guy is a douche - i'd like to sock him in the kisser for making our boy frankie look like a twat"

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    as the water lapped around his feet and the ark slowly sank further into the waters, noah began to regret bringing those 2 woodpeckers along ......
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    christian dogma tells us that jesus was taken into heaven bodily - mind, body and soul, the whole shebang

    as such, there is a dearth of holy relics said to come directly from the bearded one ...... discounting the 357,462 splinters of the true cross - probably enough to build a 50 foot high cross (okay, i made those numbers up)

    one that is often touted as being both genuine and believable tho is the holy prepuce of jesus, even if nobody can actually point to it's location at the moment - it's a particularly jewish relic because prepuce translates as foreskin

    the holy foreskin of jesus ...... it's a thing

    deal with it

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