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    break into his house and use his kroger card to...

    break into his house and use his kroger card to order a selection of
    buttplugs, then sit back and let amazon do the rest.
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    break into his house and replace all the strings...

    break into his house and replace all the strings in his guitars with cheese wire.
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    edit: my suggestion was going to be to put...

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    my suggestion was going to be to put something like gluetrap glue or something
    stinky like fishsauce on the bin handle, but he doesn't touch it, so...
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    yes, we can hear your peg leg as you pace the...

    yes, we can hear your peg leg as you pace the quarterdeck,
    harpoon in hand.
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    :icon_clap: wait, what if she is buying drugs...

    :icon_clap:

    wait, what if she is buying drugs and putting the wrong address on purpose?
    relying on your cardigan-wearing-neighbourliness to finish the delivery, while
    retaining a layer of...
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    well, the lack of screaming and bustling the...

    well, the lack of screaming and bustling the children inside at least
    indicates that they didn't mistakenly think you were wearing cutoff
    jorts.

    :c52d4383:
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    let us hope the neighbourliness is reciprocated...

    let us hope the neighbourliness is reciprocated if your box
    of snow from Jenny is delivered to the wrong house.
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