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    A good anonymous avenge would be get his home...

    A good anonymous avenge would be get his home addy and sign him up for disreputable magazine subscriptions heehee. Revenge is something that's fun to think about but generally not worthy of doing
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    "This comment has been removed. Mr. _____(the...

    "This comment has been removed.
    Mr. _____(the thug) will never see it.
    Future comments are permanently hidden. God bless.. Sarah C."


    It's the "God Bless" that got me lol, hypocrisy knows no...
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    Another possible avengement tale; perhaps a...

    Another possible avengement tale; perhaps a letting go of old animosities.

    On youtube, watching an LA studio guitarists' lesson of Little Wing, I suddenly realized I knew the guitarist.
    Sure...
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    Turd Burglar file now closed due to inactivity;...

    Turd Burglar file now closed due to inactivity; shall reopen in event of further action. Call it a win.

    Buh-dat-DA-DAH, bu da dah



    *Moneypenny says hello :)
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    I like how you think, but this shall be something...

    I like how you think, but this shall be something subtle, imaginative, done over time for the pleasure of it, and leaving him wondering wth is going on without doing him any real harm.. Subterfuge is...
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    The day has come and I have them ...

    The day has come and I have them

    https://1fichier.com/?qmuktjt4xxnztw2ul5po
    1.67mb 17 sec mkv

    Bag identical to ones in my can prior 2 years. Previous security 1 min vid showed dog using...
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    ^ That's damn funny, and maybe that's where I got...

    ^ That's damn funny, and maybe that's where I got it from - I knew it sounded familiar. They do task me. That's taken from Moby Dick.

    I'll try to handle this in a way I don't perish in an...
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    Turd Burglar Reprise A month and a half now...

    Turd Burglar Reprise

    A month and a half now and still no bites. I put the 2nd camera in the street facing window every trash day; it's small but visible from the street, the perp may have seen it...
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    No bites today. I thought for sure one alert...

    No bites today. I thought for sure one alert video showed a guy putting something in, but there was nada.
    I did notice a ton of people walking riding bikes etc.
    Also it's interesting when people...
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    Mission 3 - Turd Burglar

    Parameters: Identify, locate home base, and wreak suitable vengeance upon those who violate my trash can with doggy doo.
    Could be a long-term effort.

    Today is garbage day. Last week there were...
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    I have successfully repeated this mission 4 times...

    I have successfully repeated this mission 4 times now - and now to be a 5th as apparently something for her dogs from chewy.com arrived at my door a moment ago.
    Ironic that I have to brave the dogs...
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    Mission 2 - The Mail

    Sometimes, even getting the mail from my porch can become a harrowing adventure.........(cue harp music signalling trip to the past)..

    Having returned home from journeys afield, I had begun...
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    Mission 1 - The Package

    As you know, I waited for a package 2 days ago.
    What you don't know is I received 2 packages that fateful day...(cue harp music signalling trip to the past)...

    ...I heard the plop on the porch...
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    Real Secret Agent Stories

    Sometimes I still perform missions.

    These are some of them.

    You're all sworn to utmost secrecy.
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