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  1. Thread: Superheroes

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    ^ altogether now ..... 1-2-3-4 ..... ...

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    altogether now .....
    1-2-3-4 .....

    "stand back, superman, iceman, spiderman,
    batman and robin too
    don't want to cause a fracas but, b.a. baracus,
    have i got a match for you
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    so ..... the story hits about actress lashana...

    so ..... the story hits about actress lashana lynch appearing as 007 in the new bond movie and suddenly the internets are full of dungwits offering insights about how it's the end of the franchise...
  3. Thread: Superheroes

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    ^ "tell me, do you bleed?" "only when i cut...

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    "tell me, do you bleed?"

    "only when i cut myself shaving my moustache"
  4. Thread: Superheroes

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    anyone remember the late 70s/early 80s superman...

    anyone remember the late 70s/early 80s superman movies?

    i never realized the close relationship between the first 2 movies, especially the fact that they were filmed together and were...
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    one of the worst days i've had to endure in the...

    one of the worst days i've had to endure in the current job .....

    highlights include: dead worms in my shoes, black trousers covered in sunflower yellow clothes dye, and a shit-heel of a stand-in...
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    you've no idea what you missed out on there i...

    you've no idea what you missed out on there

    i clicked on the link and almost immediately won the nigerian state lottery

    :icon_thumbup:
  7. Thread: Tennis

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    i typed in "old man playing tennis" hoping to...

    i typed in "old man playing tennis" hoping to find a pic of some elderly geezers knocking a ball about and google actually came up with a pic of federer

    :icon_mrgreen:

    i can't top that
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    ..... or that jesus was

    ..... or that jesus was
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    nominally true (allegedly) ...... in india, a...

    nominally true (allegedly) ......

    in india, a statue of jesus on the cross began mysteriously dripping water from it's toes - worshippers hailed it as a miracle and many began collecting the drops...
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    i see alex morgan has played the sexism card over...

    i see alex morgan has played the sexism card over the criticism she has been receiving for her goal celebrations

    :icon_mrgreen:

    i'd be more concerned about the ..... ahem, over-exuberance...
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    truly satanic .....

    truly satanic .....
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    part of the game, i'm afraid - until the...

    part of the game, i'm afraid - until the authorities and the refs get serious about punishing that sort of stuff, it will creep in anywhere there's football
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    ^ any truth to the old rumour that, if you...

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    any truth to the old rumour that, if you look through it the other way around and spin the picture disc backwards, satan pops out and gives you a twinkie?

    :icon_twisted:
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    ^ if you're applying that much makeup in the...

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    if you're applying that much makeup in the mornings, no wonder you're tired - you've probably given yourself toxic poisoning

    :icon_think:

    liking the new hair colour tho .....
    ...
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    ^ saw something on facebook recently to the...

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    saw something on facebook recently to the effect of:

    "your dog doesn't realize you can make mistakes - when you get up in the night and trip over him, he just thinks you got out of bed...
  16. Thread: Make Me Laugh

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    link...

    link
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    i completely forgot about the decision that went...

    i completely forgot about the decision that went cameroon's way in the 1st half when one of their players elbowed an england player in the face - could easily have been a red card, but the yellow...
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    well, the 2nd half has just started and the...

    well, the 2nd half has just started and the cameroonians have had the ball in the net within the first couple of minutes - gooooooaaaaal

    but wait ..... the decision was referred to var who said no...
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    currently sitting here watching the england v...

    currently sitting here watching the england v cameroon match

    most of the first half was incident free (if we discount the cameroonian caught spitting on an english player)

    just before the half...
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    oh, i thought farmer sinister was the superhero...

    oh, i thought farmer sinister was the superhero name he chose

    :icon_think:
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    the group stages of the womens world cup are at...

    the group stages of the womens world cup are at an end

    there has been an awful lot of dross but, of the better teams, the quality has been noticeably higher than at previous tournaments - i've...
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    or perhaps you'd discovered the bloody knife that...

    or perhaps you'd discovered the bloody knife that had fallen from his pocket under the car seat .....

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    ^ oh, i just love the kinks :icon_thumbup:

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    oh, i just love the kinks

    :icon_thumbup:
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    a petition of 20,000 christians has been raised...

    a petition of 20,000 christians has been raised to protest against the tv show good omens

    if you haven't seen it, good omens is about the impending end of the world and the adventures of 2...
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    there's too much stuff i don't understand these...

    there's too much stuff i don't understand these days

    in the uk, we have a report of a schoolkid getting sent out of class for arguing there are only 2 genders, male and female - that's never...
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