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    Toto left? (That should probably read Toto right...

    Toto left? (That should probably read Toto right ......... Right?)

    Foamy threatening a sabbatical? (Or is that in by the out door?)

    All because of the Trump Versus Clinton debacle? (I should...
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    Are All Keyboard Players Snobs?

    Many moons ago, in a small band a buddy and I had formed I decided that a couple of songs I had written would benefit from some keyboards. I didn't play piano but I thought I'd give it a shot. Nope...
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    I had fish ................. ........ thank...

    I had fish .................

    ........ thank god it refrained from talking on the plate.

    Jag. (Another bone of contention ... )
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    Finnbar ................. The sound hound. :) ...

    Finnbar ................. The sound hound. :)

    My day has started early ..... way too early.

    Then again, there is something about watching the sunrise that always reminds me that I am a living...
  5. We were gaming ... Same machines different games...

    We were gaming ... Same machines different games ........


    Jag. (Tanks for me role playing for her ... )
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    I name this thread and all who post in her ......

    I name this thread and all who post in her ... HMS Very Confusing.


    Jag. (When do I get a turn ... )
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    I'm in a "Fuck it I can't sleep" type of mood. ...

    I'm in a "Fuck it I can't sleep" type of mood.


    Jag. (Watch those meds, son, they'll turn you into a basket case ... )
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    Another description would be; "A round green...

    Another description would be; "A round green thing of varying lengths used by bimbo's trying to earn a few extra bucks ...."

    It's always been the C word in the UK, but I have no idea why. In the...
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    Sorry Foamy, but you picked on the wrong post. :)...

    Sorry Foamy, but you picked on the wrong post. :)


    Nothing political in my statement, just a touch of wit and a smattering of sarcasm.

    Also, I care not who you have as President...
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    Sausages, French fries and courgettes. Jag....

    Sausages, French fries and courgettes.


    Jag. (Appetite is good ............. )
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    ^^^^^^ What Icy Knickers said...

    ^^^^^^

    What Icy Knickers said ....................

    Jag. (some people are not easily missed ... )
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    The answer is Madagascar. "How do you want...

    The answer is Madagascar.


    "How do you want your little boys, girls?"


    BATTER UP!

    Jag. (Smoother of tense threads ... )
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    Does Black Friday have anything to do with...

    Does Black Friday have anything to do with Panthers?


    Jag. (Confused as usual ... )
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    Nah ...... you can keep it. I'm not even sure...

    Nah ...... you can keep it.

    I'm not even sure we really wanted it in the first place. History suggests that we could have put an enormous ground force ashore backed by a huge navy. We did neither....
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    I know the answer to this one, but only because...

    I know the answer to this one, but only because when I switched on a movie channel a couple of days ago the part of the movie it comes from was playing! Besides, it had another very funny line I...
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    Trust me, Buddy, she is working way harder than I...

    Trust me, Buddy, she is working way harder than I am. :)

    Maybe a little perspective will go a long way here, after all, I already have the "Westers" praying for me!

    My lungs are 92% efficient,...
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    A Scotsman? I think not...

    A Scotsman? I think not .......................................

    I'm an ENGLISHMAN through and through.

    Not that being so will stand up to scrutiny. After all, there is bound to be some Roman in...
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    ^^^^^^ Jag resorts to a sarcastic laugh...

    ^^^^^^

    Jag resorts to a sarcastic laugh ..........


    Jag. (Nothing new there then ....... )
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    Oh hell, the latter is probably doing you more...

    Oh hell, the latter is probably doing you more good than harm.

    I wanted to use some with my meds, but needless to say my Doctor was not impressed, either with my suggestion or my warped sense of...
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    Funny you should mention it...

    Funny you should mention it .................................................

    Jag. (Must stop eating cheeses late at night ... )
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    Confessing The Blues ..........

    I have COPD.

    There, you all heard my confession before even the Priest got an earful!

    All those years of Smoking and that misspent youth finally caught up with me. It was discovered after I had...
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    "Baby it's cold outside ...." Nothing but...

    "Baby it's cold outside ...."

    Nothing but frost, frost ... and more frost.

    As if I don't get enough of that shit here at Broken ........

    Jag. (Asking for trouble ..... )
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    I have a dream! I just wanted to say it before...

    I have a dream!

    I just wanted to say it before Trump does .....................


    Jag. (Stupid is as stupid does ... )
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    Two kids watch men paying five bucks at the door...

    Two kids watch men paying five bucks at the door of a brothel. All the guys leave the brothel looking incredibly happy. Being only eleven years old they decide to give it a try. A woman with huge...
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    I wonder who will be the first person to say: "I...

    I wonder who will be the first person to say: "I trumped Trump!"


    Jag. (A wishful thinker.)
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