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    wyze men say, only fools rush in (and out of...

    wyze men say,
    only fools rush in (and out of bond's driveway),
    but I can't help,
    failing to secure your personalimformation.
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    - attach form boards around their front porch -...

    - attach form boards around their front porch
    - arrange shit in attractive tesselating pattern
    - pour in fast-curing epoxy
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    sounds like potential for buddy cop shenanigans.

    sounds like potential for buddy cop shenanigans.
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    [laughs in Dornish]

    [laughs in Dornish]
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    I saw the lights flicker. :icon_idea:

    I saw the lights flicker. :icon_idea:
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    tangentially related, I have an old 25" CRT tv...

    tangentially related, I have an old 25" CRT tv which I keep around
    for hooking up to an Amiga.

    It is about 740mm wide x 500m high...

    and almost 500mm deep at its deepest point.
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    here is where we start talking about "an...

    here is where we start talking about "an intervention".

    https://i.imgur.com/iFRiTQ2.jpg
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    don't want to mess with a can of chilli wearing a...

    don't want to mess with a can of chilli wearing a gang-affiliated bandana.
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    her balloon has been grounded due to high winds?

    her balloon has been grounded due to high winds?
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    a relief to read that it is not something serious...

    a relief to read that it is not something serious :icon_thumbup:


    and in the interests of good taste, we shall refrain from theorising
    that the lump is midway between your shoulders and has hair...
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    yes, best to just tell him that you were regular...

    yes, best to just tell him that you were regular members.
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    you could always pivot the mission profile of...

    you could always pivot the mission profile of your shop towards
    growing tropical plants, though the obligatory sound of monkeys
    and insects might keep you awake.
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    I see an incredible hulk dog wearing tiny...

    I see an incredible hulk dog wearing tiny trousers... and what are the unwanted results?

    :icon_think:
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    you fired a laser at the sun? :eek: *650...

    you fired a laser at the sun? :eek:


    *650 years later, on a planet in orbit around Betelgeuse*

    "oh look, that little star has gone nova."
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    something every guy should have... in time for...

    something every guy should have...

    in time for Halloween...


    https://i.imgur.com/6pvkbji.gif


    I hope the retailer was discreet and didn't put "Sexy Rancor Keeper Costume"
    on the mailing...
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    sounds like you are in your element....

    sounds like you are in your element. :icon_thumbup:

    *bond flails past with his sleeve on fire*
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    cut to the window where your bbq is standing in...

    cut to the window where your bbq is standing in the rain, watching on forlornly.

    https://s9.postimg.cc/ppk4pzs67/Vg_XCk.gif
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    a lot of delivery people won't be getting in...

    a lot of delivery people won't be getting in their field goal practice, either.
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    later: ...

    later:

    http://thumbs2.imagebam.com/51/c9/85/e8a766740685783.jpg
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    turned out good. :icon_thumbup: Also, if you...

    turned out good. :icon_thumbup:

    Also, if you rotate the drawer 90 degrees widdershins, the
    knots in the wood kinda look like the "eh" smiley

    :icon_eh:
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    I would characterise it more as a passionate...

    I would characterise it more as a passionate exclamation.

    http://i.imgur.com/vKkmedS.gif
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    you forgot to harp flashback music us back -...

    you forgot to harp flashback music us back - we're still stuck in 1981.

    :icon_eh:
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    he's like, I'm not your guy, buddy.

    he's like, I'm not your guy, buddy.
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    :icon_lolno: maybe they don't have to pay...

    :icon_lolno:

    maybe they don't have to pay licensing on that one or something.
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    I can't help but think that they're going to pump...

    I can't help but think that they're going to pump all the
    contaminated shit up, just to dump it in someone else's
    backyard.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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