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    oh ho ho ho

    everybody was kung fu fighting,
    those cats were fast as lightning,
    in fact it was a little bit frightening,
    but they fought with expert timing.

    there were funky chinamen from funky chinatown,...
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    for a few months I had been having back pain:...

    for a few months I had been having back pain: sore or stiff lower
    back, sometimes waking up with it. I recently had the epiphany that
    my pillow, which was perfectly comfortable, but flattened from...
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    or for the more Krull-inclined: ...

    or for the more Krull-inclined:

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    sounds like bond is... ...

    sounds like bond is...

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    out of tine.
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    come, Mr Gravy Man, gravy me pota(r)to. ...

    come, Mr Gravy Man, gravy me pota(r)to.

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    when you say "surgery" I think 'scalpel', but...

    when you say "surgery" I think 'scalpel', but this story sounds more
    like he was waving one of these around:

    https://i.postimg.cc/52pf6dL8/hqdefault.jpg
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    if you want messy pizza base suggestions, there...

    if you want messy pizza base suggestions, there is always polenta.
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    coulda been your giant mountain of beans blocking...

    coulda been your giant mountain of beans blocking the signal.
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    alas, it was what the carton suggestions...

    alas, it was what the carton suggestions described as a "mocktail".

    *hides the pain*
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    been drinking some tomato juice with some...

    been drinking some tomato juice with some splashes of worcestershire sauce.
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    the category is: 'Who Likes Bond'. ...

    the category is: 'Who Likes Bond'.

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    let's see :icon_think:

    book... bookie... booker... booklet... brisket? basket!

    basket farrier... basket...
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    two email addresses. A few years ago, without...

    two email addresses.
    A few years ago, without thinking it through, I set each as the recovery email of the other.
    One got used semi-regularly, the other not at all.
    Recently went to give the...
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    https://i.imgur.com/bvMR0NF.gif

    https://i.imgur.com/bvMR0NF.gif
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    I am having crumpets, which are one of those...

    I am having crumpets, which are one of those things I prefer cooked almost
    to the point of being burnt.
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    gmail demanding I verify myself because it...

    gmail demanding I verify myself because it "doesn't recognise the device",
    despite using the exact same computer to log in to gmail every day.
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    get yourself a gladiator outfit and a sword, then...

    get yourself a gladiator outfit and a sword, then everyone will
    be like "of course he's wearing sandals, what else is a gladiator
    going to wear?"
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    this kookaburra has been divebombing lizards in...

    this kookaburra has been divebombing lizards in my backyard
    for the past few days.

    https://thumbs2.imagebam.com/00/24/0f/f598541358958265.jpg...
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    *flashback to a make-your-own-chips apparatus I...

    *flashback to a make-your-own-chips apparatus I once used,
    which had a massively dodgy crinkle-cut slicer*

    Amazing no fingers were lost in using that thing.
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    something to consider, for the sake of variety,...

    something to consider, for the sake of variety, is Vietnamese rice
    paper rolls. Sold dried and feeling like plastic, you just soak them in
    a dish of hot water for a few seconds and it becomes...
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    ahhh! :y_dumb_ass_2: anyway, here's some...

    ahhh! :y_dumb_ass_2:

    anyway, here's some spaghetti that I've just spontaneously made for everyone.
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    this potentially exceeds the Daily Recommended...

    this potentially exceeds the Daily Recommended Intake for Excitement,
    but I fished about a cup of hair and coagulated soap from my shower drain.
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    spiced squid strips, which are essentially...

    spiced squid strips, which are essentially popcorn chicken made from squid.
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    too many good s'connery movies to choose just...

    too many good s'connery movies to choose just one, but my mind
    did immediately go to Indiana Jones when he accidentally shoots
    the tail off the plane they are escaping in.
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    77GB of xmas carols made from spliced cat meows?

    77GB of xmas carols made from spliced cat meows?
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    I had a couple of ...

    I had a couple of

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    and once again wonder how those eating-competition people
    can eat 50+ at a time.
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