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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dLxy4jn_vI ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dLxy4jn_vI

    just because it's morricone ......
  2. Thread: Make Me Laugh

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    "knock knock" - "who's there?" - "grandad" -...

    "knock knock" - "who's there?" - "grandad" - "shit, stop the funeral"

    my married friends keep telling me there's someone out there for everyone - i think "wow, she must a real slag"

    my elderly...
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    are there any animal themed superheroes called...

    are there any animal themed superheroes called slothman or captain tortoise, by any chance?

    that would probably be nearer the mark

    :icon_think: :icon_cry:
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    other regions at risk of being put into lockdown...

    other regions at risk of being put into lockdown "within days", according to sources at public health england and the department of health, include chelsea, sunderland, york, wigan, portsmouth,...
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    so the premier league season in england limps on...

    so the premier league season in england limps on weakly - teams are playing in empty grounds (tv companies are adding crowd noise to coverage to try and give it some atmosphere) but the remaining...
  6. Thread: Tired Of It

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    technically, the last line is...

    technically, the last line is "AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH"

    :icon_mrgreen:
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    gratz to you both - ain't love grand? ...

    gratz to you both - ain't love grand?

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    i can sympathize ..... the girlfriend, who...

    i can sympathize .....

    the girlfriend, who works admin for the wards that were designated the covid treatment wards, has been working 1-2 hours extra on top of her full time shifts for the last 3...
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    in these worrying times, it's important to...

    in these worrying times, it's important to remember that life can be something to be cherished and embraced

    with that in mind, i thought i would share 3 things i am truly thankful for today ........
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    ^ could it be? is it him? it's that...

    ^

    could it be?

    is it him?

    it's that tramp (or hobo, for our american brethren) from batman begins who swaps coats with christian bale's bruce wayne, right?
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    don't panic ..... there are detailed instructions...

    don't panic ..... there are detailed instructions given on how to insert the thermometer safely and where to dispose of discarded body parts

    :icon_think:
    ...
  12. Thread: Genuine

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    Sticky: we did :icon_thumbup: but comedy is getting...

    we did

    :icon_thumbup:

    but comedy is getting harder and harder to define these days - it used to be so easy to tell the difference between the farcical and the factual, but then came ........
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    the mutton chop plan has tonight been revealed to...

    the mutton chop plan has tonight been revealed to my partner in it's intricate detail ....... she has said she will divorce me if i follow through with it

    seeing as we didn't actually take the...
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    stay safe and have a good one ...

    stay safe and have a good one

    :icon_thumbup::icon_thumbup::icon_thumbup:
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    this, a thousand times this it's always a...

    this, a thousand times this

    it's always a heartwrenchingly painful, although brave, thing to have to do - in time, it will provide you with some closure knowing that, at the time your friend...
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    should make wearing the obligatory face mask...

    should make wearing the obligatory face mask we're being provided with when we return to work on july 1 interesting

    i'm very much looking forward to not having a mouthful of annoying pointy hair...
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    and remember, it's only his panic room for a few...

    and remember, it's only his panic room for a few more months now

    trump can take comfort in the fact that he always did things on his own terms ....... sorry, that should read term (singular) *
    ...
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    not that i've ever been able to grow an...

    not that i've ever been able to grow an especially effective beard but, having not shaved at all since the uk's lockdown began towards the end of march, i'm considering giving myself a much needed...
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    oh, i'm always lurking ..... like a creepy uncle...

    oh, i'm always lurking ..... like a creepy uncle at a rare family get-together, that you suddenly turn your head and notice standing silently in the corner, looking straight at you with a...
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    uh, what now? :icon_think:

    uh, what now?

    :icon_think:
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    "nobody's stronger than me" "nobody builds walls...

    "nobody's stronger than me"
    "nobody builds walls better than me"
    "nobody knows more about trade than me"
    "nobody knows more about taxes than i do"
    "nobody knows more about debt than i do"
    "i...
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    so what are the latest plans across the world's...

    so what are the latest plans across the world's brightest leagues about how to deal with the fallout caused by coronavirus? - what is happening in your own countries?

    here in the uk, nobody can...
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    possessio is nine tenths of the word .....

    possessio is nine tenths of the word .....
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    hopefully, he's not going to have a plethora of...

    hopefully, he's not going to have a plethora of voters
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    keep the letter ..... letters from presidents...

    keep the letter .....

    letters from presidents are rare enough, letters from 1-termers even more so

    :D
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