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    ^ if i was the artist, i'd have written an...

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    if i was the artist, i'd have written an angry letter to the gallery complaining it had been positioned too far to the left

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    i'm more than prepared to open up the...

    i'm more than prepared to open up the direct-to-keyboard channels, switch off the maybe-i-shouldn't filters and let rip with every thought that comes from the depths of within, but do we really want...
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    right now, i'd imagine the mood of many people is...

    right now, i'd imagine the mood of many people is that football just doesn't matter

    before we get too many smart alec answers, this is in response to christian eriksen's shocking collapse on the...
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    yep, they gave me the works - bloods, x-ray, ecg...

    yep, they gave me the works - bloods, x-ray, ecg - no problems with my major organs - more likely to be related to my heart meds than my heart

    the usual blather about "you could try and lose some...
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    ^ not asthma - being told now it's water/moisture...

    ^ not asthma - being told now it's water/moisture in my lungs

    so ........ technically, i'm drowning??

    :)

    as of 30 minutes ago, 2nd astrazeneca jab duly administered

    took longer to...
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    the "unabeaner" ......... ;)

    the "unabeaner" .........

    ;)
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    http://brokenforums.com/showthread.php?150-Manboob...

    http://brokenforums.com/showthread.php?150-Manboobs-thread&highlight=manboobs

    fixed

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    i'm told having a roommate can be delightfully...

    i'm told having a roommate can be delightfully rewarding experience

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2a/21/f4/2a21f449f65ac370108aa5cd763eec1e.jpg

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    after failing to score even a single point at...

    after failing to score even a single point at this year's eurovision song contest, british entry james newman received a phone call from none other that coldplay singer chris martin offering words of...
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    can't walk (osteoarthritis), can't breathe (late...

    can't walk (osteoarthritis), can't breathe (late onset asthma?), body trying it's best to give up (paroxysmal a.f.)

    sometimes i can't help feeling that fate has a little voodoo doll of me and is...
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    you might remember, but probably won't, my...

    you might remember, but probably won't, my thoughts on the guy joining us at work as a supervisor several months back - let's just say i wasn't keen - it all kind of became bearable when i realized...
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    blood thinners + cannulas + nurses who aren't...

    blood thinners + cannulas + nurses who aren't quite quick enough swapping tubes about = streams of blood running down your forearm and dripping onto the emergency ward floor from the ends of your...
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    and here we go ..... 1 european final tonight,...

    and here we go .....

    1 european final tonight, the other on saturday - it's down to the last 4 clubs and what a prestige week of football it's going to be

    3 out of the 4 clubs involved were...
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    many weeks since my 1st shot, 11 days away from...

    many weeks since my 1st shot, 11 days away from getting the 2nd .....

    off to the hospital later today, on doctor's orders, to get a more comprehensive covid test after showing a few symptoms
    ...
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    after the ffp debacle, with uefa being forced to...

    after the ffp debacle, with uefa being forced to roll over and show manchester city their soft bellies, uefa weren't in a position to do anything else but come down on this hard - i have a feeling...
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    for the average soccer fan, the issue isn't...

    for the average soccer fan, the issue isn't money, although that is a handy bugbear to be able to rail against

    the major problem with it is the plan to make 15 clubs founding members, and to give...
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    i've spent the day trying to think of an analogy...

    i've spent the day trying to think of an analogy that demonstrates how ridiculously alien this whole scenario is - i'm not sure i've managed to think of anything surreal enough yet

    the nearest...
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    ^ this, all day long somehow cricket is the...

    ^ this, all day long

    somehow cricket is the 2nd most popular sport in the world

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP05EDm9EB8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP05EDm9EB8
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    18th april 2021 is this the date football...

    18th april 2021

    is this the date football dies??

    florentino pérez, president of real madrid, backed by a massive investment from american bank jp morgan, is attempting to initiate a european...
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    i figured there's no point in missing a birthday...

    i figured there's no point in missing a birthday unless i was gonna do the job properly and miss it by a mile .......

    excelsior!!

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    a youtube clip i'd like to believe is genuine...

    a youtube clip i'd like to believe is genuine ......

    young child, surrounded by toys, on christmas day - opens the next present to reveal a copy of hitler's mein kampf - camera toting father...
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    bite it right back - it'll think twice the next...

    bite it right back - it'll think twice the next time

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    someone pointed out this week that it was the...

    someone pointed out this week that it was the 24th anniversary of my band's first single (i have no idea if anyone under 30 will even know what that means), with a limited release on a very minor...
  25. Thread: Birthday: Arbiec

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    sorry i'm late wishing you a happy birthday -...

    sorry i'm late wishing you a happy birthday - your present was so big, it's taken me this long to get back from the shop .....

    :D
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