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    "Baby it's cold outside ...." Nothing but...

    "Baby it's cold outside ...."

    Nothing but frost, frost ... and more frost.

    As if I don't get enough of that shit here at Broken ........

    Jag. (Asking for trouble ..... )
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    Christ it was hot last night! Had the rotating...

    Christ it was hot last night!

    Had the rotating fan on full power, iced drink on the bedside table ........ got about three hours sleep ........ finally gave up and came downstairs and opened all...
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    Sunshine .... rain .... sunshine ........ rain...

    Sunshine .... rain .... sunshine ........ rain .......

    A very strange summer indeed.

    Jag. (Who rained on my parade?)
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    Thank God .. the rain has finally Broken the back...

    Thank God .. the rain has finally Broken the back of this high humidity.

    Maybe we will get some sleep tonight, and I can quit tossing and turning and reminding myself to oil that damn fan ..........
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    Jeeze ... just what I need ... a sweaty wife! ...

    Jeeze ... just what I need ... a sweaty wife!

    Still , the neighbours will enjoy you hanging out the washing buck nekkid .............

    Jag. (Must stop wearing her panties ... )
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    We started the day with hailstones and ended the...

    We started the day with hailstones and ended the day with snow.

    Nothing unusual there then ...........

    Jag. (No darling, I'm not hot to trot, that's my hot water bottle ..... )
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    It's starting to warm up in the Highlands now....

    It's starting to warm up in the Highlands now. The winds have dropped, and tonight we have a very light fog. Current temp is 45F.

    Spring might be just around the corner ..... yeah, right.

    ...
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    Still Cold .... heavy grey skies ......... icy...

    Still Cold .... heavy grey skies ......... icy cutting winds ..... and cold .... fucking cold.

    Next update, when I have thawed out the keyboard .........

    Jag. (Cold .... fucking Cold ........ )
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    Cold ...... really fucking .... cold. Snow...

    Cold ...... really fucking .... cold.

    Snow flurries on and off ....... Ice storms .... on and off .......

    ..... and Cold .... really fucking ....... cold.

    Jag. (Did I mention it was cold...
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    The sun has got his hat on ....... But I...

    The sun has got his hat on .......


    But I still think it will rain.



    Jag. (Investing in waders ....)
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    It's raining. Now there's a fucking surprise...

    It's raining.


    Now there's a fucking surprise ...........................


    Jag. (Is it my turn to use the boat?)
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    The power stayed on...

    The power stayed on .......................................


    More than can be said for my cap.


    Jag. (You have to lean into it son ....)
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    Yesterday it rained. Today, it did not rain. ...

    Yesterday it rained.

    Today, it did not rain.


    Jag. (Playing guessing games ...)
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    If you are wearing an Anorak and standing by the...

    If you are wearing an Anorak and standing by the dead body of a Moose, you might count.


    Jag. (Surrounded by Canucks, looking like a bunch of weird Mounties ...... )
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    "The sun has got his hat on, hip hip, hip hip...

    "The sun has got his hat on, hip hip, hip hip hooray, the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play."


    Which, all things considered, is very strange.


    Jag. (I know something nasty is...
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    Triple Post. Jag. (That was way too easy...

    Triple Post.


    Jag. (That was way too easy ..........)
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    I read that ...... best bit of bad planning made...

    I read that ...... best bit of bad planning made all year.

    Jag. (Watching it all on the freezing USA news ....)
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    The rain has stopped. I don't hear any howling...

    The rain has stopped.

    I don't hear any howling winds either.


    Guess I'd best prepare for a shitstorm of snow from the East Coast of the USA, backed up with some Canadian Ice.

    Fuck .... Me.
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    Toxic will hate you, unless you can box some of...

    Toxic will hate you, unless you can box some of it up for her.

    Currently we have 70 mph winds expected to rise to 90 mph very shortly. Makes predicting the weather easy, it hasn't changed for nine...
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    The weather here is doing exactly as it pleases,...

    The weather here is doing exactly as it pleases, with devastating results.

    That is all you need to know, so go about your business.


    Jag. (Projecting a cold front ...)
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    Bah! Jag. (Humbug Heaven)

    Bah!


    Jag. (Humbug Heaven)
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    Looks like you might end up with Blue Waffles...

    Looks like you might end up with Blue Waffles then .........................


    Jag. (Payback is a bitch.)
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    If you want to stand buck nekkid in the shower I...

    If you want to stand buck nekkid in the shower I can always spray you with cold water.


    Just saying ...............

    Good Old Jag. (Surely He's asking for trouble ...)
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    Fucking windy. Fucking wet. Fucking cold....

    Fucking windy.

    Fucking wet.


    Fucking cold.


    This is all you need to know, aside from; Fuck it!
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    ^ Knows an awful lot about Dykes. ^ I...

    ^ Knows an awful lot about Dykes. ^


    I wouldn't lick ice cream off his fingers if I were you .........


    Jag. (Fuck off! I told you, I DON'T want to sniff them ...)
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