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  1. Thread: riddles

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    birthday boy hits a home run :icon_thumbup: ...

    birthday boy hits a home run

    :icon_thumbup:

    the answer is indeed L - but i'm not going to reveal the reason just yet so people can still try and work out why it's L

    edit: just as an aside, a...
  2. Thread: Birthday: Arbiec

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    have a good one :icon_thumbup:

    have a good one

    :icon_thumbup:
  3. Thread: riddles

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    nothing so complicated :)

    nothing so complicated :)
  4. Thread: riddles

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    seeing as we're all going to be stuck inside for...

    seeing as we're all going to be stuck inside for months and months and months, try this one on for size .....

    1*2 = A
    2*3 = B
    3*4 = C
    4*5 = ?

    the answer is not D (there's no trick there -...
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    it just feels wrong thanking some posts :( ...

    it just feels wrong thanking some posts :(

    sometimes, you wish there was a send hugs button
  6. Thread: Make Me Laugh

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    i thought my girlfriend was a bit of a slag when...

    i thought my girlfriend was a bit of a slag when she told me i was her thirty second lover .... then i realized she was talking about time

    :icon_cry:

    saw a transvestite wearing a mini skirt...
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    i'm not sure i've ever seen a video or clip of...

    i'm not sure i've ever seen a video or clip of donald that didn't leave me feeling ready to cave the inhuman fucker's head in

    just watched 1 where a reporter asked him what he could say to...
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    scarily, my partner has been letting me in on...

    scarily, my partner has been letting me in on some of the secret plans being talked about on the covid wards here in the uk (or our nearby hospital at least)

    the ward is being fully opened up to...
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    my partner works in the intensive care/high...

    my partner works in the intensive care/high dependency ward of the hospital nearby, where they're set up for housing the covid patients - they're all running their arses off at the moment with just a...
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    in the uk, it's not yet decided what's going to...

    in the uk, it's not yet decided what's going to happen about the remainder of the season - liverpool are sitting miles ahead of everybody in their quest for a 1st premier league title but some clubs...
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    http://www.top10films.co.uk/img/tee-hee-live-and-l...

    http://www.top10films.co.uk/img/tee-hee-live-and-let-die_bond-villain.jpg

    all you need is .....

    :icon_thumbup:
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    the first round featured the 2 chinese candidates...

    the first round featured the 2 chinese candidates facing each other so no need for diving suits and emergency hosedowns just yet

    it's all to the benefit of 1 of the other candidates, who's only...
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    intrigued, with the candidates chess tournament...

    intrigued, with the candidates chess tournament starting today, as to how many of the contestants will be shuffling their chairs back a step and moving their pieces with a metre long grabber when...
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    they've had cameras up for a few months and...

    they've had cameras up for a few months

    and they've known about them for 2 or 3 days now .....

    :icon_twisted2:
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    i didn't even know i was missing thanks for...

    i didn't even know i was missing

    thanks for the warning

    :icon_thumbup:
  16. Thread: Make Me Laugh

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    one day at school, we were learning the letter N...

    one day at school, we were learning the letter N - the teacher asked me to tell the class something i wasn't very good at beginning with N - i said "spelling"

    i lost my job as a zoo keeper - there...
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    having a computer die on you sucks ..... ...

    having a computer die on you sucks .....

    :icon_thumbdown:
  18. Thread: Make Me Laugh

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    somebody genuinely, and i do mean genuinely,...

    somebody genuinely, and i do mean genuinely, asked me yesterday if saint valentine was the one that shot a load of people .....

    :eek:
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    harry gregg, former northern ireland and...

    harry gregg, former northern ireland and manchester united goalkeeper, died today

    gregg is remembered for being united's number 1 at the time of the munich air crash in '58, when he returned to...
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    what's the deal with collars on polo shirts? i...

    what's the deal with collars on polo shirts?

    i mean, it's not like you're going to select an appealing top from the sports/casual section, then think "this really needs a dickie bow or a cravat to...
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    manchester city have been found to have...

    manchester city have been found to have "seriously misled" uefa over their sponsorship accounts and have been banned from the champions league for the next 2 seasons .....

    whether this will be...
  22. Thread: Make Me Laugh

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    my doctor has told me to go right ahead and...

    my doctor has told me to go right ahead and masturbate any time i feel like it

    pretty sure that's what he meant when he said i could have a stroke at any time

    good times .......
    ...
  23. Thread: Make Me Laugh

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    one morning, donald trump and barack obama both...

    one morning, donald trump and barack obama both find themselves at the same barbers for a shave

    they are shown to adjacent seats and separate barbers begin shaving them - all the while, neither...
  24. Thread: We're No. 1!

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    if germany left the eu, it would be called euxit...

    if germany left the eu, it would be called euxit because the whole thing would collapse
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    have an excellent one .... ...

    have an excellent one ....

    :badger::Chick3::spongebobdance:
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