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*flicks out switchblade comb*

you've come to the wrong side of the planet, motherfucker.

*combs duckbutt hairstyle*

I feel that I've seen some Wayans brother movie where he uses a
bullet made of ice to assassinate someone [and leave no evidence].



yes, but how many of them have health insurance which covers...

made some flatbread, using a recipe I found while searching for
ways to use up some yoghurt, and it was... not great.

Very crepe/thin pancake-like flavour, which was not what I was
hoping for.

earlier...

https://i.imgur.com/EzXx5hu.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/tCHhgfr2/iceicebaby.jpg

s'alright. :)

Probably needed twice the amount of ice cream, though.

I now feel compelled to try coffee on ice cream, despite the likelihood that
it will taste like regret.

:t1995:

what is going on with the second pic on the amazon link, are they pouring
coffee over icecream?

:icon_eh:

got 12hrs sleep and now feel absolutely terrible (and tired, to boot).

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^ get a load of Dr Doolittle here.

considering that movie about him was from 1996 I thought he'd
be much older.

been guzzling guava juice. While it will never take the place of my
one true love (cranberry) I do like it over orange or apple juice.

protip: when sharing this info with anyone you can abbreviate it
and just tell them you're "a furry".

:28bc4903:

even as the right thing, it's still a stressful situation to be under.
Hope you have a way to tune out real life for a while every day.

grab a wheelbarrow and you've got yourself some free landscaping supplies.

:44ed3a30:

good thing you have a pack of sled dogs.

my choice of p'cake is blueberry, which generally doesn't require
any toppings because the fun is coming from inside the pancake.

like a child on xmas morning getting up as early as possible to see the tree.

cheese & chive quinoa crackers.

Quite good - the texture is like a less brittle corn chip.

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finally let our subscription to national geographic magazine lapse.

The content has been increasingly uninteresting for years and it's
more a case of putting it out of its misery.

in a parallel universe - one which observes cartoon physics - this is the point
where you would tie a stick of lit dynamite to their phishing line and then jangle
it so they reel it back in.

creamy jalapeno dip with puffed ricecakes.

usa right now:

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official sources put it at 243lb.

we can only hope that you use your asbestos gullet for the
powers of good.

I regret the time and cost spent ripping things to physical discs, back when
that was a thing. Probably never watched 99% of it, either.